Hello, welcome to the technology temple.

I am what you think I am, I am just how you think I am.

Come, and worship the technology god,

And I will deliver you from your misery and from your stupidity.

Ah! This is a place of technology,

a place where we worship the technology god.

This is the temple, the place where we worship him.

Come, and worship the technology god,

And I will deliver you from your misery.